Oh, old Varg
was once young —
and that’s a fact.
As he ought,
without a thought,
he grabbed his shield and sword
to pillage the whole world.
On the ship he made some friends
of very low intellect,
but still he earned their respect.
For Odin and Thor
they toured the world,
seeking death,
but riches as well.
So on the shore
they knocked the door,
and the monk said:
“Excuse me, kind sir…”
Varg replied with an "aargh".
They didn’t put
much of a fight —
they were happy
to be martyrized.
Now the years have passed,
and Varg is old,
as we said above.
For him it’s too late
to claim his fate;
Valhalla is gone,
and his soul is torn.
So old Varg
became a monk.
To Jesus he prays
to take his sins away.
Nick Parastatidis
